hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

doglordshygriff:

ignorant people make me really really angry im going to post dogs so im not angry

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haha look at that dog look at his face
gunslingerannie: europeansdomusicalsbetter: stockade: You’re welcome This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
"You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot."

-Hillary Clinton (via aestheticised)

(Source: smellslikegirlriot)


"I was in the bathtub. My dad came in and said,'Guess who they want to play Harry Potter?' I think I said the name of another actor, because I was sure it wasn't me. Then he said, "No, it's you," and I started to cry with joy. That night, I woke up at two in the morning and woke up mom and dad and asked, 'Am I dreaming? Will I really play Harry Potter?'" -Daniel Radcliffe

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

potaco:

probablynothingatall:

So I found this shirt …

(Source: probablynothingatall)